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CNWF²

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Location : Mesquite, Nevada

Arena : Standard

Maximum Attendance: 13,254 (approximate)

In Attendance : 11,236

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{introduction}

The screen is black as the show is about to begin. Suddenly, a flash of light can be seen followed by a loud rumbling sound. The light fades out and a huge mushroom cloud can be seen on the screen rising higher and higher. Finally, heavy metal music kicks in and clips of various matches are shown. After a few matches are shown, the introduction ends.

{cut to shot of the arena}

Thousands of cheering fans can be seen holding up signs favoring certain CNWF² members, while others are not so favorable to the members. The general idea being conveyed is that Kain Piller sucks, CHAOS sucks, and many like it. There is also a sign which reads "Fairy Factor" with a picture of someone holding a similar sign to the "F²" hand signal, except instead of the thumbs being raised, it is two middle fingers raised. Another sign reads "Kain Piller ripped off Shane Douglas". Piller is really a focus of hate from the crowd. There are actually a few signs in the crowd which pretain to the matches of the night. One reads "The Backbreaker Will Ride Again". Another reads "Bad Ass John=Real CNWF US Champ". The crowd seems to be favoring Bad Ass John. The view then pans over to the super jumbo tron where the CNWF² logo can be seen.

{cut to shot of the commentary table}

The regular Warz Wednesday Night commentary crew of Geoffery Smith and "All American" Kieth Porter are sitting attentively.

{commentary}

Geoffery Smith: Welcome to yet another edition of Warz Wednesday Night! We have a tremendous lineup tonight as we have the next three brackets of the United States championship tournoment to be decided. Bad Ass John is going to get a chance at regaining his United States belt that he never lost when he takes on Death in our first match tonight.

"All American" Kieth Porter: That's right, Smith! We will also see "Iron Man" Jeff Beam getting a chance to get the belt that he never actually lost when he takes on the Red Slayer.

Geoffery Smith: As we all know, Jeff Beam was never pinned in that four way match for his United States belt. I think Suicidal Maniac pinned Amazing Ace to get the belt, which I have to say is a far cry from pinning Beam... a man who is yet undefeated in CNWF².

"All American" Kieth Porter: Yep. Then we have two other wrestlers who are no strangers to gold... in fact they are two of three two time champions of the CNWF². We have the Backbreaker fighting Jason Agony for a shot at the United States belt tonight! Backbreaker, of course, a former two time Television champion, and Jason Agony, a former two time Intercontinental champion. This is going to be a war tonight as these egos collide right here on Warz! Heck, tonight is such a big night that I think careers are on the line!

Geoffery Smith: I would venture to say that myself, Kieth. I would really hate to be in Lex Victor's shoes as it is almost definite that two wrestlers will quit. I can hear them now saying how they were cheated out of their match... how they were better than their opponents and it's his fault that they lost. I don't know why wrestlers always blame the presidents for themselves losing. I think they should just get used to the fact that one can't always win.

"All American" Kieth Porter: With Lex Victor bringing in so much new talent, I don't think he really cares what people say anymore! I tried bringing up an issue about my paycheck and he changed the subject. I tried again a bit later, just kind of joking about it, and he told me to the the heck out of his office. He didn't use the word heck, but you get the picture.

Geoffery Smith: Take it from me. Don't get on his bad side because the man just doesn't care. Anyway, enough about him. It looks like the first match of the night is about to get underway!

{cut to shot of the walkway}

There is a mixed reaction from the crowd as Bad Ass John's theme plays and he steps out. While he walks down the aisle, he flips off the crowd several times which gets them riled up even more.

{cut to shot of the ring}

Bad Ass John then steps into the ring and waits for his opponent.

{shot pans over to the super jumbo tron}

The super jumbo tron is once again in view and a good shot of Bad Ass John's middle finger is shown.

{cut to shot of the ring}

Bad Ass John is still waiting for his opponent.

{commentary}

"All American" Kieth Porter: There's the favorite to win the United States belt. Normally this man isn't very well liked, but he has a lot of respect from the fans. That's why this crowd has really warmed to him.

Geoffery Smith: That's a good possibility, Kieth. I think they want to see him holding the gold once again so they can go back to hating him more than any other wrestler.

{cut to shot of the commentary table}

Geoffery Smith: I, however, think "Iron Man" Jeff Beam has what it takes to get that belt back. You want to know something interesting about the United States belt?

"All American" Kieth Porter: What's that?

Geoffery Smith: That belt has never been won by beating the previous champion.

"All American" Kieth Porter: Hmm... I guess you're right. That's something.

Geoffery Smith: John had to forfeit it, then Beam lost it in a four way match, though he wasn't even pinned. Suicidal Maniac then had to forfeit it due to legal disputes with the CNWF².

{cut to shot of the ring}

"All American" Kieth Porter: Well, Death is climbing up the ring apron... oh wow! Bad Ass just pulled him right into the ring! He's stomping the snot out of him! There's the bell from the ref... oh wow!

{ring}

Bad Ass John is stomping and kicking away at Death. He then gets down in his face and punches him a few times, then flips him off. Death, however, pushes Bad Ass John off of him, then grabs him and whips him to the ropes. As John comes back, Death drops his head down in an attempt at a back body drop, but instead he is not able to get him over and his head is now in between John's legs.

{commentary}

Geoffery Smith: Oh my! It's going to be the Bad Ass Edge early! But I don't know if he can lift up a guy this big!

"All American" Kieth Porter: Well, he's gonna try. He did it! He's got him on his back... and... down to the canvas! He's now going for the cover! One! Two! Three! He won!

{ring}

Bad Ass John gets up from pinning Death and the referee raises his arm.

Ring Announcer: The winner of this match... Bad Ass John!

There is a mixture of cheers and jeers from the audience.

{cut to shot of the commentary table}

Geoffery Smith and Kieth Porter look quite shocked.

{commentary}

"All American" Kieth Porter: Um... did I forget to mention the possibility of ring rust on the veteran?

Geoffery Smith: Well, if you did forget to mention it, it's a good thing because you would have been wrong!

"All American" Kieth Porter: You can bet that Death isn't too happy with this loss here. Now's the time for him to decide if he is going to try harder, or just give up.

Geoffery Smith: He may yet have a future here. In the CNWF², you don't have to have a perfect record to be a winner.

"All American" Kieth Porter: What do you think about Death?

Geoffery Smith: I think that if he doesn't cry like every other wrestler around here does after a loss, he could go on to become someone great. But that was one quick match. That's a tough one to recover from.

"All American" Kieth Porter: That's true. That just may be the last we see of Death... but you never know in CNWF².

Geoffery Smith: Well, I don't think that's the last of him, but it isn't going to be very beneficial for him either.

{cut to shot of the ring}

Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. The winner shall advance to the CyberNetic Wrestling Federation, Squared United States Championship Tournoment! Introducing first, standing at six feet, six inches; weighing two-hundred and fifty pounds... the Red Slayer!

{cut to shot of the walkway}

The crowd cheers as "Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred plays over the P.A. system. The Red Slayer steps out and there is even more cheering. He just walks arrogantly to the ring.

{cut to shot of the ring}

The Red Slayer climbs into the ring, then to the center as flames shoot up from the ring posts. He then waits for his opponent.

{cut to shot of the commentary table}

Geoffery Smith: Well, here's a guy with a tough task ahead of him. One thing I think, though, is he dwelled too much on his undefeated record here when he only had three matches. You really shouldn't do that. And then you shouldn't think about the past so much after it's gone, either.

"All American" Kieth Porter: That's probably true, Jeff. Well, here comes his tough task, Jeff Beam!

{cut to shot of the walkway}

A special version of "Iron Man" by Ozzy Osbourn without words plays over the P.A. as a mixture of cheers and jeers rings throughout the crowd. As he steps out, the crowd reacts even more negatively. He doesn't seem to care as he walks slowly and arrogantly to the ring.

{view pans following Jeff Beam to the ring}

Jeff Beam steps into the ring and waits for the match to begin. The referee rings the bell soon thereafter, and both wrestlers collide in the center of the ring.

{match}

Jeff Beam and Red Slayer are in the middle of the ring grappling. Jeff Beam quickly turns the grapple into a hammer lock, incapacitating Red Slayer from doing anything too powerful for a bit. However, Slayer backs into the turnbuckle causing Beam to let go by reflex. Beam, however, pushes Slayer in the back sending him foreward a ways almost tripping over. Slayer turns around and gets in Beams face, but instead he gets slapped in the face. That causes a slug fest to begin. Beam seems to be getting the upper hand.

{commentary}

Geoffery Smith: We are very sorry, ladies and gentlemen, but we have to take a commercial break. Please stay with us!

Stay Tuned for more CNWF² action when we return!